The 26th - ex-boyfriend of Violent Offender, former fellow grad student in another field, excellent driver.
Bajabucky - grad school friend who wins the dirtiest mind competition hands down, so named because she loves Baja, now of Alaska.
The Baker - new housemate, baker at Trophy cupcakes, owner of a sweet Rottweiler. So far brings home a dozen cupcakes a week. Uh oh.
The Bucket - former grad student in my program, maker of epic social shenanigans, friend of TheOutofTowner and Flipper.
Flipper - former lab/office-mate who hates dolphins but loves sharks. Mwah ha ha.
Halterwhip - friend of a friend I finally convinced to ditch the middle man (technically, the middleman moved to CO), so named because of a violent childhood fight with her sister in a barn.
Hoeface - friend I met in CA who now lives in the ID. Great party- shopping- snowboarding- buddy.
The Littlest Housemate - daughter of Mutha Clucker, precocious, hilarious, sweet, and smart as a whip.
Lucille Two - new housemate subleasing from Mutha Clucker for a few months. So far about all I know is that she's very nice and likes my dog. Awesome.
The Middle Man - ex-roommate and female grad student, now of CO.
Miss Mountaineer - adorable, cheery (in a non-annoying way somehow) dirty-minded grad school friend, does research in the Sierras.
Monroe - second cousin, 2 months younger than me, who I didn't really know until we lived one floor away in the dorms freshman year. Gets me in a way that only 3.13% blood can.
Mr. Renaissance - tall, dark, handsome man of integrity and many skills
Mutha Clucker - extroverted, counseling housemate. Mother of The Littlest Housemate.
TheOtherSideoftheBed - ex, see TheOutofTowner
TheOutofTowner - old news
The Pennsylvanian Dutch - friend here in the PNW who met The Violent Offender at a random Mountaineers hike.
The Quiet Comedienne - nurse friend here in the city. She's absolutely hilarious, to those who are smart enough to really listen.
Ramalama - grad school friend, the guy you would see at nearly every social event.
Rocky Raccoon - grad school friend. So named because she is there when you need her and my recent discovery that this is my favorite Beatles song. It's a stretch, I know, but she needed a name.
Ruhroh - adorable male grad school friend, named after the way Scooby Doo says 'uh oh' just cause I felt like it. Now of The City by the Bay.
Scoobarella - grad school friend who lives on the coast, general trouble-maker
The Shutterbug - boyfriend of The Violent Offender. Is up for almost anything and will take beautiful photos while there.
Slutbag - cra-cra-cra-crazy friend I met through Hoeface who works for Fox News CNN! She lives on the East Coast, but I still believe she can be peer-pressured to move to the left side.
Tiger - grad school friend, natch, named for her sweet tiger impression
Tina Turnher - former housemate, named for her Karaoke skills and general awesomeness. Now of Texas. Yeehaw!
Violent Offender - sister of Halterwhip, post-doc in a slightly different field (see, I'm diversified), not violent at all (anymore) but you know that rap sheet is hard to shake
The Wanderer - best friend from college, named for her Aquarian propensity to move to another state on a week's notice and the fact that she gets around. Oh, snap!
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just so you know, i saw your headline (haven't watched the video yet) and thought shit i haven't called my grandma. so grandma thanks you.
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