Thursday, July 14, 2011


That wasn't worth the lip gloss.

Match date #4.  Doesn't quite look like his pictures - his pics were definitely a few years younger and 20 pounds lighter.  I knew within the first 30 seconds that this was going nowhere.  And he had that Chicago attitude of 'everything kind of sucks until proven otherwise'.  I was so uninterested that I made the decision to have pigs in a blanket and baked beans at home rather than order dinner and extend our time together.  HOT DOGS!  What I'm saying is I chose hot dogs!

Free beer.  That's the positive I guess.


VO said...

You have a pretty good pattern going. Maybe just skip every other date.

Hwhip said...

Moderate! We totally called that one. I hate that spoiled white boy attitude too. Bro, it's way more attractive to like stuff than to not like stuff. Bro.