Mutha Clucker was asking me about my latest round of dating. The Littlest Housemate was also in the room, which requires a little bit of conversational gymnastics to get my point across to one but not the other. Anyway, I was telling Mutha Clucker about one of the guys I've met (of the upcoming Saturday third date).
Me: When I talk to him it feels like I'm the only person in the room.
Mutha Clucker: Oh, that's great.
The Littlest Housemate (said with about as much cynicism as a 7 year old can muster): I remember you said that about someone else before too.
Me: Huh, I don't remember who.
Mutha Clucker: Was it "___"?
The Littlest Housemate: I don't know. I can't remember all their names.
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