Tuesday, July 29, 2008

RIP Subaru

You left me too soon. Good thing I snapped this pic of you on one of our last trips together. You were very pretty.


Who knew that somebody likely overtightened your timing belt tensioner, causing a bolt to shear off, the belt to rub through the cover, and 1-4 valves of the engine to be damaged? Not me.

At some point I will get involved with another Subaru. I am hoping that relationship will last longer, and that she will not entirely drain my wallet (yeah right!). But you will hold a special place in my heart because you were my first.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah, well, i'm going to assume i know exactly who did all that shit and hate him more than i normally hate people

Unknown said...

Hey don't blame the middle man, blame the 'ru. I do believe in love at first sight and love forever, and honda is the one for me. Now is your chance to upgrade and experience a real relationship.

T-Rex said...

so what's next?

Anonymous said...

wow, i think some people are getting commissions from honda.

oh, and i was looking up more subarus this morning, and jeebus there are a lot of gold 2008s.

Eliska said...

that's because gold is UUUUUUGGGGGLLLLYYYY!

Anonymous said...

Halterwhip broke the news to me. I'm so sorry :( I am in a very loving relationship with my Subaru, so Lisa may indeed be receiving endorsements from Honda!