Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Um, what???

I'm easing into the day today because I'm effing exhausted. Maybe it's because my sleep schedule has been off? I don't know. Anyway, still too tired to work at the moment, so I'm reading Savage Love archives. And then I run across this one. Read it. Read it. It's worth it, I swear.

The first letter makes me wonder at what point would he dump this dude? When he starts stealing money from him? When he tries to seduce a family member? Awful. And Dan Savage says that 1-2% of people have had sexual contact with an animal. Um, what??? Consider this: do you have 100 facebook friends? Think about it. Um, what???

7 comments:

VO said...

So you're sayin I should have TAKEN the $50?

Halterwhip said...

You've seen Happiness, right? "Red rocket, red rocket!" I mean it's a weird movie but a kid jerking off a dog doesn't seem SO unlikely for 1-2% of our facebook friends.

PS: VO you're still not allowed to rent Happiness.

Eliska said...

I haaaaated that movie. So disturbing.

Speak for your own friends on this one. I have periodic facebook friend cullings and this is exactly the sort of thing that will get somebody cut...

Halterwhip said...

Then you're walking through life with blinders on, girl. Real Americans have sexual relations with animals.

For the record, I hated the movie too.

licks her fingers said...

does dry-humping count?

and now happiness has been bumped up on the netflix queueueue

The 26th said...

I've never seen happiness but maybe South Park did a spoof because I remember all the kids jerking off dogs in one of the episode. Anyway, wouldn't we all choose the 99% other that don't hump dogs? No one's that desperate.

Oh, as an aside... does cleaning out horse penis sheath count for anything? Just saying it's a fine line between sexual pleasure and a chore, right ladies?

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