I may be staying in a jail cell, but I can come and go as I please, and... I've... got... wireless! God, I'm addicted.
The convention center/hotel the conference is in is pretty hard to navigate (and not just for me, thanks). There are lots of escalators and I saw this sign, which cracked me up.
For those of you lost... 7:24
Apparently Mitch Hedberg is funny all coked up too.
15 hours ago